Happy Birthday little wiggly girl! I'll give you a call a little later so make sure you have your doggy mobile on. Wow. 28 years old! You're catching up on me. You know, in dog years, I'm 280 years old. So don't get cheeky, ya monkey.
Enjoy your birthday. I sent a little something something via courier for you this morning. If the box is moving, don't worry about it. Let's just say we all know how much you like chickens.